Right so, The Real Housewives of Sydney premiered last night in NZ, and quite frankly, I don’t think anyone gave a shit. However I did, as much as one CAN give a shit about reality tv shows, so I’m going to sit down and give you a play by play of the whole shambolic episode. These women are fucking crazy, and it’s hard to believe that they are real humans. They have muchos plastic surgery which I am all for, but holy smokes, they REALLY have muchos of it. They blurt out some of the oddest, stupidest things I’ve ever heard, some bordering on slight abuse (or actual abuse, depending on what side of the fence you place yourself). But it wasn’t boring, unlike the last season of The Bachelor after Shari left, which is awesome. LET US BEGIN and please excuse the typos of which I know there will be many..
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