ANYWAY. Doggy Dan shows Missionary Michelle how to pat her dog properly, and this has cost her $300. She pats Dan instead. Giggles. Wriggles about. Where is her husband? Doesn’t matter. Gilda is here with her impeccably behaved dog, as all her dogs are. She suggests to Dan that he move into Michelle’s pool house, and Dan nearly slips over in a puddle of Michelle’s drool. NEXT.
Back to Louise. She’s in Grey Lynn (don’t ask) at her agents. She is told that in spite of her “great audition”, she didn’t get the role. Did I mention earlier that she had an audition? Probably not, but she did, and she fucked it up. So….AD BREAK. Bored yet?
Julia apparently gets off on shooting, and it is yuk. The orgasm bit, I mean. Anne is unimpressed by all the sex talk, and so is Louise, and so am I.
Angela starts banging on about her new self-help book, “How To Be Real”, or whatever it is. She then looks like an idiot when it is revealed that Gilda is bringing a book, which is an educational sci-fi comic. It is about things I couldn’t even begin to understand, like astrophysics. I feel thicker just listening to her. DRINK. Anne is amazed that Gilda is intelligent, and Angela is looking disgruntled. Beautiful.
Before I do move on- how MAGNIFICENT is Gilda's outfit????!!