OH, & as a precursor- no, no one is making me do this. But a hell of a lot of you asked me to, so I shall, & maybe one day someone will even care enough to pay me for the 6 hours of torture per week (pfft). Another precursor- I have never met The Bach', or any of the "ladies"- therefore, whatever I write is based on what I see with my eyeballs. If I say that Blonde #1 is a dickhead, & that Brunette #3 is as mad as a cut snake- it's not because they ACTUALLY are (probably). It's what I see thanks to the television editors from TV3. I will try to be unbiased by being horrible about everyone in equal measures- god knows I don't want to be accused of playing favourites like I did last year. HONESTLY. I do have SOME integrity. PS LOVE YOU MATILDA AMANDA AND DANI.
SO IN SAYING ALL THAT- I am ready for you, Schmordan Schmauger. I like your face more than I liked Art's face (HI ART), but I'm reserving any and all judgement until Monday night. I refuse to give TV3 any free advertising, so if you're not sure what time the premiere episode is on, you can google it...or skip the viewing altogether, & just read the recaps. Will you accept this cat?